funny, i don't even feel like bragging

i decided to buy a pack of cigarettes today, cloves because the other cigarettes taste too much like shit. i thought, while on my way to buy them, that it was just what i needed to chill out and just be. i (still) couldn't relax at all.

I could feel my lungs killing the ozone as i watched the smoke spread into the air. actually, that was a lie. I didn't want to inhale. what? i know it's bad for me. absurd huh? anyway, let's get to the story with lots of 'I's' in it. I stood on the street corner looking for a mirage. I've been avoiding that well lately though. I should start smoking.